Much Too Young (To Feel This Damn Old)

Took a day off yesterday.  I meant to sit here and write all day, but I got sidetracked writing my forthcoming book, 'Things Not to Say to Women (Vol. IV)'.  You can also read my international best-sellers 'Guess Who's Coming to Dinner?  Hey, it's a Negro!', 'Homosexuals: Crazy or Just Evil?' and 'Mmmmmm, Foot.  Tasty.'

Anyway.  I'm feeling a little off right now.  I've been out for a meal to celebrate my Grandma's 70th birthday and I had the prawn cocktail.  They always do something to my body that makes my next trip to the bathroom decidedly more liquid and explosive than I'm really looking for in a number two.  But, hell, I just can't get enough of those little bastards. 

And another thing.  I turned on the TV today to see that Lil from Rugrats is now old enough to be wearing a bra.  Seriously.  I was watching that cartoon when they were just a bunch of little tykes.  I feel so old - and I'm only 24, for Christ's sake.

Bah.  I'm going to bed.

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[Paul]

You are young,but to feel old is part of life. We are all aging. :)