Newdow Proposes Pledge Changes

BREAKING NEWS!

One of my numerous roving reporters just called in with a big scoop. I keep these guys hiding around the Supreme Court, US District Courts, UN assemblies and under Ted Kennedy's bed (off-topic: boy, is that guy into some sick shit) with tele-photo lenses and little notepads, y'know, just in case anything happens that may affect my little world. I don't pay them, you understand. They think they're interning for the CIA.

Anyway, as I was saying... I got a call from one of my guys in Judge Karlton's court in Sacramento, where that crazy loon Newdow has been trying to get the phrase 'Under God' out of the Pledge of Allegiance for the past few years. OK, so my guy is packing a telephoto lens and he's hanging from the rafters, where he took this picture:

 

of Newdow's scrawlings.  It has a nice ring to it, I think.

And, yes, before you start asking, this came from one of my guys, too:

(story at Wizbang or, yeuch, Atrios)

p.s.  Is it just me, or did He-Man seem, I don't know, a lot less gay when we were younger? 

Oh no!  He's unsheathed his mighty sabre!  Run!