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Brokeback Mountain, as told in pictures

Z1_10


Dude, we're so gonna get an Oscar for this...


Z1_1


Yeah.  Because we're, like,  so unconventional.


Z1_9


Exactly.  Disabled people; single mothers fighting against a male-dominated society.  They'll never beat this.  Because we're, like, cowboys.  But we like ass.


Z1_3


Yeah.  Man ass. 


Z_2


Exactly.  And cowboys are expected to be manly.


Z1_4


The manliest.


Z_3


If we were playing, I don't know, a pair of flight attendants from San Francisco it wouldn't be so, like, unconventional.  People would be all 'Hey, that Australian guy and the kid out of Bubble Boy have made a movie.  And they're gay.' 


Z1_5


Yeah, and then people'd say 'What, you mean Travolta?'  To which they'd reply 'No, that was The Boy in the Plastic Bubble', a made-for-TV movie from 1976. It's an easy mistake to make.'


Z_4


Yeah, people always do that.  I prefer to introduce myself as the guy from Donnie Darko.  I'd say The Day After Tomorrow, but I don't want to get typecast as, y'know, 'Action Guy'


Z1_6


I know what you mean.  I'm constantly trying to distance myself from my action roles.  Y'know, like The Patriot and A Knight's Tale.


Z_5


Huh.  When I think of you I think 'failed soap star' and Ten Things I Hate About You.'  And now a man-ass loving glorified shepherd.


Z1_7


Yeah?  That means a lot coming from the guy who was out-acted by Dennis Quaid and, like, a really big cloud.


Z_6


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Z_8


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Z1_11


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Z1_8


Come on, baby, don't give me that deep freeze.


Z_7


I love you, but that doesn't mean I have to like you right now.


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