Brokeback Mountain, as told in pictures

Dude, we're so gonna get an Oscar for this...



Yeah.  Because we're, like,  so unconventional.



Exactly.  Disabled people; single mothers fighting against a male-dominated society.  They'll never beat this.  Because we're, like, cowboys.  But we like ass.



Yeah.  Man ass. 



Exactly.  And cowboys are expected to be manly.



The manliest.



If we were playing, I don't know, a pair of flight attendants from San Francisco it wouldn't be so, like, unconventional.  People would be all 'Hey, that Australian guy and the kid out of Bubble Boy have made a movie.  And they're gay.' 



Yeah, and then people'd say 'What, you mean Travolta?'  To which they'd reply 'No, that was The Boy in the Plastic Bubble', a made-for-TV movie from 1976. It's an easy mistake to make.'



Yeah, people always do that.  I prefer to introduce myself as the guy from Donnie Darko.  I'd say The Day After Tomorrow, but I don't want to get typecast as, y'know, 'Action Guy'. 



I know what you mean.  I'm constantly trying to distance myself from my action roles.  Y'know, like The Patriot and A Knight's Tale.



Huh.  When I think of you I think 'failed soap star' and Ten Things I Hate About You.'  And now a man-ass loving glorified shepherd.



Yeah?  That means a lot coming from the guy who was out-acted by Dennis Quaid and, like, a really big cloud.



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Come on, baby, don't give me that deep freeze.



I love you, but that doesn't mean I have to like you right now.