Spring Forward, Fall... Er...
Hold on a minute. Are we all allowed to do this? Can I make it perpetually 7pm on a Friday evening?
So Governors now have the God-given power to dispense extra daylight? How long do you think it will be before another governor or maybe, say, a wealthy industrialist, will decide to take us in the other direction?
"My greatest nemesis still provides our customers with free light, heat and energy. I call this enemy...the sun.
Since the beginning of time man has yearned to destroy the sun. I will do the next best thing...block it out!"
h/t Wizbang
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