SortaCaption Contest
The part of my brain that thinks up the writing stuff has, er, turned off. I think that part of the brain also gives me the ability to form coherent sentences, so it's probably best for everyone if I just shut up for a couple of hours and present you with a caption contest, the traditional fallback for those lacking inspiration. The best caption wins my eternal respect. Good luck.
Other caption contests
OTB, Wizbang, The Right Place, Random Numbers, GOP and the City, Cafe Oregano, WILLisms, Commonwealth Conservative, a Limey in Bermuda, The Gone Rick Hotel, Argghhh! and Villainous Company. That's your weekend arranged, then.
"wow!!! I can see daylight through his ears"
Posted by: James | October 08, 2005 at 02:15 PM
Where are her eye brows? Who the F put that make-up on her? Shiite, I thought gals from Texas could primp it up better than this? Maybe "big ol'Texas lesbian" is right.....holy cripe!
Posted by: Bubba | October 08, 2005 at 11:04 PM
Join me, young Skywalker, strike down your father and take his place at my side.
Posted by: spacemonkey | October 08, 2005 at 11:44 PM
"Look into my eyes George and I'll tell you what to do."
Posted by: fred a. lawson | October 09, 2005 at 02:54 PM
Goodness, just looking at Big George makes me feel all nucular inside.
Posted by: AbbaGav | October 09, 2005 at 06:53 PM