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A Conversation With a British Street Urchin

Twist_4 


Watcha, Guvnor.  Are them Yanks done with their yammerin' about that Miers woman yet?  I'm bored and me nits are itchin'.


Me1_2


Yes, urchin.  But don't uncross your scabby little legs just yet.  They're still going on about this Plame thing.  No, I don't know what the deal is either.  It's something about this guy called Scooter.  I thought he was an orange muppet, but apparently he worked in the White House until today. 


Twist_3


Aw, fuckin' hell, Pundit.  I'm sick of this bollocks.  When are they gonna start talking about something that I, as a scabby British street urchin, can relate to in my everyday life.


Me1_3


Oy!  Watch your language, urchin, or it's back in the box for you.


Twist_2


Sorry!  Sorry, sir! Please, anything but the box again!  There's snakes in there, and they try to nibble on me Jacobs!  Um, please, pundit, can I ask a question of ya?  Last time you did one of these bits with people's photos and a made up conversation, why did you make fun of that Oliver Willis chappy?  Is it because you disagree with his political beliefs on a fundamental level and believe yourself to be above his partisan hackery, allowing yourself only the occasional self-gratifying immature snipe at your foe?


Me1_4 


Not really.  I just plain don't like black people.


Twist_5


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Me1_5


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Twist_6


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Me1_6


What?




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*snigger*

I wonder how many people know what 'nibble on me Jacobs' means.

Alas, too few.

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